yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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