WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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