if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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