That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
