lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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