Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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