The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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