I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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