Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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