he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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