What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You've changed since you got that strap on
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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