i barfeds in our rink
I could make wine with my vomit
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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