we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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