Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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