ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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