yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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