If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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