Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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