Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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