well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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