Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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