he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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