There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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