you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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