try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Randomize
