we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
