problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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