I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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