We need to rekindle our bromance
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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