you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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