Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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