I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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