Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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