she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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