I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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