She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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