Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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