weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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