That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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