Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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