Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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