is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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