Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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