i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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