scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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