I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
