Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
