Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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