He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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