id be glad to
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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