I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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