Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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