i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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