scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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