His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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